1. 2treehill:

    how do you get a nice body without moving

     
  2. Aug 18th, 2014    
  3. mescalineforbreakfast:

    Kinda wanna have sex

    Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

    Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

     
  4. Aug 18th, 2014    
  5. It’s not just about sex. Don’t get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can’t beat that.
    — (via classically-california)

    (Source: kbfoto)

     
  6. Aug 18th, 2014    
  7. lilith-not-eve:

    I love spontaneous sex. Like when you’re just watching tv and chatting and then you lean over to kiss her cheek but she kisses you back and pulls off your top and then she’s on top of you and whoops sexy times.

     
  8. Aug 18th, 2014    
  9. (Source: latenightseth)

     
  10. Aug 18th, 2014    
  11. Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
    — How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

    (Source: keepmywhiskeyneat)

     
  12. Aug 18th, 2014    
  13. (Source: mcaubergine)

     
  14. Aug 18th, 2014    
  15. justsexypics:

    I just need a really, really good fuck

     
  16. Aug 18th, 2014    
  17. itsconsumingme:

I could but I wont

    itsconsumingme:

    I could but I wont

     
  18. Aug 17th, 2014    
  19. Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.
    — (via incoloure)

    (Source: lushpussyhighheels)

     
  20. Aug 17th, 2014    
  21. belllaavitaaa:

jadoremeliss:

I couldn’t stop smiling.

oh fuck das smooth as fuck

    belllaavitaaa:

    jadoremeliss:

    I couldn’t stop smiling.

    oh fuck das smooth as fuck

     
  22. Aug 17th, 2014    
  23. reblogged: davidscarzone

    when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

    image

    wen da hot boy do da sing song

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    wHen I walk in2 da club

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    wen u wake up and realize u have more time to sleep

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    when u touch hte butt

    image

    (Source: baehlendorf)

     
  24. Aug 17th, 2014    
  25. reblogged: dafugly-prince

    (Source: nic0tine-kisses)

     
  26. Aug 15th, 2014    
  27. reblogged: seex

     
  28. Aug 15th, 2014    
  29. sherlockedcumberbabe:

    kaehzar:

    every time my parents tell me something that I should’ve done that is not helpful to the conversation I’m going to reply with some historical event that shouldn’t have happened like

    "You should’ve gotten up earlier"

    "Hitler shouldn’t invaded Czechoslovakia"

    "You should’ve gotten higher grades then"

    "Abraham Lincoln should’ve hired a better bodyguard then"

    I witnessed this live, I feel special

     
  30. Aug 15th, 2014