1. qozxe:

    if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

    if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

    but the distance between the bed and the shower

    no

    that is not warm

     
  2. Jul 29th, 2014    
  3. reblogged: pizza

    michaxl:

    smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

    (Source: michaxl)

     
  4. Jul 29th, 2014    
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  6. Jul 29th, 2014    
  7. darrynek:

    how DARE u get tattoos and piercings and make decisions about what to do to YOUR own body just who the heck do u think u are

    (Source: khione)

     
  8. Jul 29th, 2014    
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  10. Jul 28th, 2014    
  11. reblogged: pizza

    whorenament:

    I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

     
  12. Jul 27th, 2014    
  13. hinder:

    it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

    (Source: sprout)

     
  14. Jul 27th, 2014    
  15. (Source: lepipehd)

     
  16. Jul 27th, 2014    
  17. reblogged: gnarly

    (Source: wendynp)

     
  18. Jul 27th, 2014    
  19. reblogged: akangaroo

    jimmyspookyurine:

    roses can be red 

    violets aren’t fucking blue

    this is an actual correct poem

    bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

     
  20. Jul 27th, 2014    
  21. reblogged: akangaroo

    thenimbus:

gaypee:

therapsid:


"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.


brush me

Crystal Methy Pie

    thenimbus:

    gaypee:

    therapsid:

    "Friendship is a fucking hassle."

    someone told this pony about bronies.

    image

    brush me

    Crystal Methy Pie

    (Source: pleatedjeans)

     
  22. Jul 27th, 2014    
  23. reblogged: akangaroo

    1. House phone: *rings*
    2. Me: nah
     
  24. Jul 27th, 2014    
  25. reblogged: akangaroo

    mileylikestolickhammers:

    roseisreturning:

    mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

    Where are their vaginas tho

    (Source: acebethchilds)

     
  26. Jul 27th, 2014    
  27. reblogged: akangaroo

    cunt3rparts:

    it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

    (Source: counterpunks)

     
  28. Jul 27th, 2014    
  29. reblogged: akangaroo

    Don’t promise when you’re happy,
    Don’t reply when you’re angry and
    Don’t decide when you’re sad.
    — anon (via invhale )
     
  30. Jul 27th, 2014